I’m not sure what words to use to describe this book that is so utterly, despairingly bad that I am still struggling to understand why I even bothered to finish it! The storyline is so far beyond far-fetched that it’s just ridiculous. The conversations are highly improbably – real people (and yes, I do realise that these are fictional people, but still – let’s keep it within the realms of reality) just don’t talk like those portrayed in this book. I am not even going to go into detail about the characters, plot or anything else. Maybe some of these blunders might have been forgivable had the book been well written, but it’s not. This is not what one expects from a No.1 Bestselling author. It’s deplorable.